Always Let Your Boss Speak First!

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are all on their way to an offsite meeting.

On their way through a park, they come across a magical lamp. They rub the lamp and a genie appears. The genie says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes, but as there are three of you, I will only allow one wish for each." So, the eager senior manager shouted, “I want the first wish! I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries.” In an instant the senior manager was gone and off to the Bahamas.

The junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted, "I want to be in Tahiti with beautiful girls, plenty of food and drinks!” In an instant he was also gone.

Finally, the boss calmly said, "I want those two idiots back in the office after lunch today.”